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Ned Hepburn: Why I'm voting for Obama. →

nedhepburn: Ignorance is a strange word. It is, by very definition, the state of being uninformed. When you know nothing, you are not in the know. Uncool. Unhip. I suppose being informed is the very essence of pretension. It is a very American trait to want to have many, many things; back in the… “I’m not saying that makes him “better” – I’m just saying that makes him more aware...

Oct 14th

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Oct 2nd

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Confession.

taralikesnonsense: I fucking hate spreadsheets. There, I said it. It’s out in the universe and no longer raging inside of me. Confession: I LOVE SPREADSHEETS. I make them for everything that possibly could contain numbers or lists.

Sep 18th

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Sep 13th

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Aug 4th

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Aug 4th

Just Stop It

Everyone, seriously. With the negativity. So and so hates this so I hate that. They’re taking away our freedom because they said this inane thing. Everything is against me. I feel like this world is a giant he said she said of people talking to hear themselves talk. Yes the owner of Chick Fil A is a giant fucking doucheburger. But why have we started throwing rocks at each other....

Jul 25th

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Jul 17th

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Underwater Sound and my Sanity

Underwater, sound travels at a predictable, but varying speed according to depth. Between the surface and around 1km below the surface, it decreases to a minimum. Below this area, called the SOFAR channel, the speed of sound increases again. The initial decrease is due to the drop in temperature, but the increase is due to the increased pressure the deeper down you go. To think about this...

Jun 20th

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Mar 30th

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A thousand times 'Blech'

I question if there are really people out there who like frozen spinach. It really is the most foul of all things that have ever been frozen.

Mar 29th

To me, a day off means I’m not getting dressed. I may shower, but I’m going to spend that time I usually use to get ready to play Tetris. Because it’s my only day off. And I really like Tetris.

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The Future is Terrifying

As I come to the end of my undergraduate academic career, I have been contemplating grad school and my future a lot. And to be honest, its absolutely terrifying. I now watch my teachers with reverence as they teach us complicated topics with confidence and ease. Where does self-confidence come from? Is this a normal reaction to the looming prospect of graduation? Shouldn’t I know MORE...

Mar 2nd

Comeback Kid by Sleigh Bells You want to get...

Feb 28th

My mother uses LMFAO more than I do

Me: I also have a latin class in an hour than I have to go to
Mother: Caveat emptor!! It's all I've got...
Me: ??
Mother: Buyer Beware... it's the only Latin I know, aside from E Pluribus Unum.
Me: I mean latin DANCE class
Mother: Hahahahahaha!!! Fuckin'hell!!! LMFAO!!!!

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Watch

Birthday trip to Sydney.

Jan 28th

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Jan 23rd

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People weren’t meant to cohabitate. I sincerely believe that. It takes work to live with other people, especially ones you’re romantically linked to. It’s not like in the wild where you share a nest because you’ve decided that this particular being would make the best reproductive partner. In fact, maybe the best cohabitation stems from rearing a child because there is a...

Jan 5th

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Oh my sweet disposition.

May you one day carry me home.

Jan 4th