Insomniacs Anonymous: Archive

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Watch

Birthday trip to Sydney.

Jan 28th

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People weren’t meant to cohabitate. I sincerely believe that. It takes work to live with other people, especially ones you’re romantically linked to. It’s not like in the wild where you share a nest because you’ve decided that this particular being would make the best reproductive partner. In fact, maybe the best cohabitation stems from rearing a child because there is a...

Jan 5th

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Oh my sweet disposition.

May you one day carry me home.

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Dec 14th

I'm Dreaming of a White Sand Christmas

I guess the normal plan for Christmas Day in Oceania is to get drunk on a beach. Summer Christmas is one part awkward and two parts awesome.

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Nov 17th

Better Off As Friend-Requesters →

By Frank Lesser As a result of their breakup, Mike Bennett and Jen Grunwald hereby agree to end all online contact immediately, subject to the terms and conditions set forth below, and also to both parties getting a good Wi-Fi signal. Mr. Bennett and Ms. Grunwald (hereinafter “the former couple”) shall change their Facebook relationship status to “Single” within three (3) days of each other,...

Nov 17th

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Nov 11th

To e-read or not to e-read?

Its becoming obvious that an e-reader will be in my future. Finding bookstores full of Dean Koontz only and nothing else, I long for the ability to instantly have a book that I want without waiting on it to be shipped to me. Also, as I have been traveling a lot more and moving around, I don’t think I need to keep amassing a library. Then the question comes: Kindle Fire? B&N Nook? Or...

Nov 9th

Fuck my accent.

While looking at various bookstores for some books to read over the summer, I inquired to a few specific authors (some bookstores didn’t even have McCarthy or Vonnegut). One of the authors I was looking for was Chuck Klosterman. Bookstore Employee: How do you spell his name? Me: k-l-o-s-t-e-r-m-a-n. Bookstore Employee: Hm, looks like we don’t have any of his books in any of our...

Nov 8th

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Nov 8th

The Power of a Sunday

I changed out of pajama pants to answer the door for the delivery man so he wouldn’t think I was spending my entire Sunday in pajamas playing video games. But then promptly changed back into pajama pants after getting my food delivered. NB if I lived alone, this post would replace the word pajama with no.

Oct 30th

Audience Participation

What’s on your frightfest list?

Oct 19th

the end: Thirteen Observations made by Lemony... →

veganatheist: Thirteen Observations made by Lemony Snicket while watching Occupy Wall Street from a Discreet Distance 1. If you work hard, and become successful, it does not necessarily mean you are successful because you worked hard, just as if you are tall with long hair it doesn’t mean you would be a…

Oct 19th

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