February 2009
159 posts
January 2009
203 posts
I've been MIA since Wednesday.
But suffice it to say, I drank enough on Thursday night to give me an all day Friday migraine.
This is why I don’t really go out anymore.
Ace... you pay WAY too much for Chinese food! →
(via indieandyy)
The minimum to deliver is 20 bucks! Plus tip! Duh.
Everytime..
I get Chinese food, its a fucking disappointment.
The beef and broccoli is just plain disgusting and mushy.
Sesame chicken is…. deep fried? Wtf?
The egg rolls look like burritos and smell like feet.
The only good thing about this 25 dollar meal is the fortune cookies.
And theres so damn much of it. Im going to toss the tasteless fried things in bbq sauce probably. Maybe re-stir fry the...
I have found my eternal wishlist item.
I want a Canon digital Rebel.
Im not a great photographer, I just like taking pictures.
And this thing takes awesome pictures.
Want.
This pillow is not inanimate.
Late at night, stuffed with cotton and feathers this pillow is alive.
It has skin and breath. It has nails and hair and warmth.
This pillow has a mole, just like yours.
It is alive with shallow breath that I rest my cheek on.
But most importantly, this animated pillow fits perfectly next to me, just like you.
Me: I can haz more sno, plz?
Portland: Fuck yeah you can. *dump*
Me: Awesome!!!! Oh wait..
Days Of The Week Ranked By How Much I Like Them
tesslynch:
#1. Wednesday
Wednesday always has all the best television, specifically between the hours of 8 and 11 PM. Wednesdays, for some reason, also seem to be an acceptable day to go out, though there’s no pressure to. There’s no hype, but Wednesday always delivers.
#2. Friday
Obviously, Friday is the jam. For some reason, Friday takes the lead over Wednesday in the spring and summer...
Ryan Adams - If I Am A Stranger
This record got...
It's snowing in Portland, again.
But this time I’m here to experience it!
And we’re going tubing up on Mt Hood tomorrow. I got snow chains (cables?)!
tesslynch:
Let’s talk about these clothes I like.
Lets talk about this leather messenger bag I want to hump, given the chance.
Apparently I am a horrible artist.
Not only did I buy three different kinds of paint, watercolor, acrylic and one that goes on glass, but I’m covered in kelly green gloss.
Also, I cannot for the life of me put together the easel. There seems to be more parts than places to put them.
I don’t know how my grandfather produced such amazing paintings.
A joke for Joshawesome
I only know one type of joke.
Two atoms were walking along together. One atom stops and exclaims, “I think I lost an electron!!”
The other atom says “Are you sure..?”
The first atom says “I’m positive!”
I'm already sorry for posting this.
Because I mean no disrespect to those who believe in a higher authority, I just get riled when someone tries to shove it in my face and/or, as this person does here, discredit a field which, as you all know, I have so much of my own faith and beliefs in.
My Myspace profile is private, so all browsing people can see is my Sagan quote:
“Science is a self-correcting process. To be accepted,...
I have to say.
muppetpants:
ace138:
muppetpants:
Also, Tortureville was not in the USA, thus the problem.
Haha I know it wasnt in the US. I just used it because.. thats the phrase? Tortureville, Cuba just doesnt have that ring to it.
Tortureville, USA ala Cuba
Tortureville, US-Owned Sovereign Territory on the Island of Cuba but Not in the Republic of Cuba
Well that does not sound like Disneyland for...
I have to say.
muppetpants:
ace138:
I know everyone’s sick of the Obama posts.
But we’re closing Tortureville, USA and we made our first step in breaking down Bush’s horrid policies and regulations that made it impossible to do anything scientific.
In the last 8 years we have fallen so behind the world. We are coming out of a dark ages. We spend more on science than any other nation yet lately we’ve shown...
I have to say.
I know everyone’s sick of the Obama posts.
But we’re closing Tortureville, USA and we made our first step in breaking down Bush’s horrid policies and regulations that made it impossible to do anything scientific.
In the last 8 years we have fallen so behind the world. We are coming out of a dark ages. We spend more on science than any other nation yet lately we’ve shown...
Stem Cell Research Approved by the FDA
cardiograms:
ace138:
Suck it, Christian fundamentalists.
We’re curing shit with dead babies and I couldn’t be happier.
This is a big deal.
Its a huge deal that also makes me feel like the a kid doing a victory dance and making raspberries at their opponents.
Stem Cell Research Approved by the FDA
Suck it, Christian fundamentalists.
We’re curing shit with dead babies and I couldn’t be happier.
blessyou
malty:
I just sneezed 6 times in a row. Good luck or sign of the devil?
I’m really superstitious and if I were you I would run around in a circle three times, chug a gallon of OJ and take a Benydral.
Because it means youre either getting sick or allergic. And everything is dead in Portland, so I’m saying sick.
Hey Thursday, you're pretty cool
4 hours of sleep, followed by dropping the roomie off at the airport at 6 am.
Early morning laundry and zoom to school. Productive classes.
Then to the basement of the student union building for an hour of kicking ass at Burnout Revenge.
Then get my ass handed to me by my bowling ball which refused to strike.
Now some BBQ goodness before chemistry, in which I’m currently holding a B...
Tokyo Police Club - Your English is Good
Not so...
Tapes n Tapes - The Dirty Dirty
Cmooonnn.
Anyone in Portland..
want to come to Tapes n Tapes with me tonight?
Doug Fir..
Cmon.
