July 2009
66 posts
Quality I need in a friend:
malty:
The ability to successfully put sunscreen on my back so later I don’t have weird handprint burns like Sarah.
Spray on sunscreen is my god.
joshruben:
Philip Seymour Hoff-men!
It makes more sense than Synecdoche, New York at least.
So freakin' close!!!! →
ljr331:
Holy cow! Amanda’s photo is now #271 (out of 57,835 entries)! Please keep voting… if she makes it to the top 150 she’ll be judged based on photo rather than popularity… so I at least want to get her there! She’s so close…
She’s right. 270 now! This photo TOTALLY beats out the blurry picture of Disneyland. SERIOUSLY
thousands of studies? no.
customer: Hi, Im looking for shoes with no soles.
me: ok, what?
customer: yeah, I want shoes with no soles.
me: you want....socks? Sorry sir, shoes without soles are not shoes.
customer: I want shoes that have nothing synthetic below my feet.
me: what? why?
customer: because thousands of studies have shown that synthetic soled shoes block the energy we need from the earth.
me: oh. sorry, all of the shoes we sell are energy blockers.
He just wanted decorative foot toppers.
Blood?! →
Im going to B POSITIVE and go donate blood today with Mister J-rod.
This week...
barelysarcasm:
Is cornholing me.
Hard.
Its tossing beanbags at your holes?
Well thats just not nice.
Life Goals
I’ve begun compiling a list of goals I want to do. Here’s what I have so far.
-Attend TED
-Speak at TED
-Work with Susan Hough
-Directly work with young girls to excite them about math and science
Small but important!
You guys are amazing!
Keep reblogging and voting on the picture (you can vote once a day).
I will keep pestering.. er.. reminding you to do it. Heh.
It would be pretty awesome to win it.
I love you guys!!!
Help me win a scholarship
My Favorite Photo (I’ve Ever Taken) Brickfish
Vote and review my photo entry. Top 150 voted for/reviewed will win the scholarship.
Also reblog. Takes two seconds and I love you. Also, I will do/have done the same for you!
I needed to put this somewhere
It’s 230am and I’m sober but..
I have come to the realization that I do not take all the relationships in my life seriously, especially the romantic ones. I have been more hurt in the past dealing with untimely endings of affairs where I felt as if a bomb had gone off in my heart than was worth the loss of a mediocre companionship.
No they’re not all mediocre. But how silly...
I may need to leave here
I’m not sure I can deal with the bombardment of photos of women who look like they haven’t hit puberty anymore.
I would just unfollow those who do it, but its a lot of you who are my real life friends.
So Ill leave this.
Follow me on twitter. Add me on facebook. I just need to stop seeing this shit. It reminds me of why I left LA.
Night. Take care.
I have the most annoying ’not-problem’ problem...
malty:
I dont know what to wear.
>.<
Naked!
taramarie:
blocksonblox:
I guess it’s nice and all that the “King of Pop” gets this kind of funeral, but when will this much publicity be given to innocent victims of war and torture? When will they be cared about this much?
When will we give this much air time to resolving conflicts, to better understanding our humanity, to honestly seeking to lift up those that cannot lift themselves?
...
whythefuckdoyouhaveakid:
becuz at least u put ur baby down 2 get high
submitted by CT and FW
Its the mistake that keeps on giving.