Fuck my accent.
While looking at various bookstores for some books to read over the summer, I inquired to a few specific authors (some bookstores didn’t even have McCarthy or Vonnegut). One of the authors I was looking for was Chuck Klosterman.
Bookstore Employee: How do you spell his name?
Me: k-l-o-s-t-e-r-m-a-n.
Bookstore Employee: Hm, looks like we don’t have any of his books in any of our locations. Want me to order it?
Me: No. That’s so weird, he’s kind of a popular author and no bookstore has him.
Bookstore Employee: You mean popular in America?
Me: …. No.
